I'm round at my friend Poppy's house, and she'd like to share her joke with everyone:
An ant and an elephant shared a night of passion, but in the morning the ant awoke to find that the elephant had died. Damn! sighed the ant - one night of passion and i spend the rest of my life digging a grave...
Hello im poppy my sisters say hi and so do my mum and dad. I am aged seven i just thought you'd like my joke. I live in a nice family in Hastings.
if you find this joke funny let me know i will send another one. Any way i better go iv got to go to bed night night bye bye.